Friday, May 27, 2005

Today is yesterdays tomorrow...

No, I didn't make that up. I'm too stupid to make up something as awesome as that. Samantha made it up, and told me it a long time ago, but I just remembered so I felt like writing it here. Lets just not tell her it's here shall we? Guess what I'm listening to???!!! I don't really like the song that much, but its been stuck in my head for the last two weeks or so, so I thought I had to listen to it once again. so I am. It's The Streets!!! Guess which song??!! "Fit but you know it!" Wow... I can't believe I'm listening to it... well actually I'm not, I'm watching it... but oh well...
I just got back from The Smokies! I benefited greatly with a lollipop the size of my head from Gatlinburg. (No bigger, don't worry I'm not stupid) (On second thought, I am stupid. Don't even try to contest that, we all know it's true.) Okay so... The Smokies were really awesome... they made me very happy... and it wasn't just the mountains that made me very happy... My poetry was sadly lacking... but what else is new??!! Here, I'll share my beautiful poem that was supposed to summarize the entire trip with you. Ahem...
THE POEM OF TRUTH
Although I thought my legs would hurt a ton
in all this day has been really fun
the afternoon in Gatlinburg had lots of sun
but the time was short and I had to run

The picnic we had was covered with grease
the animal killers should be called by police
but the food we consumed did not consist of geese
and afterwards my stomach hurt not in the least

The water at Greenbriar was very cold
and the mountains around us were really old
the towels on my bed became covered with mold
at Gatlinburg to me a massive lollipop was sold

Well that was my poem... I know you loved it. Haha, just kidding, I'm sorry I made you suffer through it. Well... I'm very happy. Maybe you know why. Although I must say... I'm getting sadder and sadder by the moment. I'm skipping my second week of exploratorium, which would have been Sculptures (yes, I'm very happy to be out of it) and I'm going to the beach with my family + Lauren and Henry instead. It should be fun I guess, but... I'll be unhappy. I've discovered from experience that it's difficult to be happy and be 600 miles away from Ben at the same time. But I'll come back... and my happiness will be restored once more. I just hope he won't hate me once I've returned. I would go throw myself down a hole if that were true... but I know you don't care about this... so I'll stop making you listen to my misery, and I'll complain to myself. All alone and sad.
I hope everyone has an awesome time in their second week of exploratorium... I don't know if any of the people reading this are in "Backyard Fiddles and Banjos," but if you are, sorry I'm pulling Henry out of the class... it might be for the best for you all. Just kidding. Sort of.
I'm still very happy about Smokies... but very sad about the week ahead. As you've heard. But I've bitched enough for now, I'll be back. As usual, I love comments and hope I'll get plenty, you know it's been a while since I've written anything... if you email me while I'm gone I promise to email you back when I return... unless you're trying to sell me Cialis or Viagra, because I am getting tired of these emails from people convinced I have a penis. I DON'T OKAY??!!
EMAIL ME WHILE I'M GONE!!! (missdevil07@nc.rr.com) BYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


10 Comments:

Blogger Ben said...

mmmmm lollipop.

6:30 PM  
Blogger Jeramie said...

samantha didnt make that up...

8:24 PM  
Blogger Henry said...

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8:37 PM  
Blogger Henry said...

Congrats Grace. You have comments. And I have to admit, your poem is actually very good. Don't make me say it again.

8:38 PM  
Blogger maxine said...

it does rhyme which is great. and i was just listening to the streets song. exciting.

9:24 PM  
Blogger Ruthie said...

I wish i was that talented...
Your blog i read
IT's something i need
to you warnings i heed
and take the lead...

8:26 AM  
Blogger joe said...

YES YES OH YAY! IM NOT TRYING TO PULL YOU, EVEN THOUGH I WOULD LIKE 2... I THINK U ARE REALLY FIT BUT MY GOSH DONT U KNOW IT!!!!

9:42 AM  
Blogger maxine said...

damnit that song just came on again! whats up with this shuffle business?

10:04 AM  
Blogger joe said...

I WROTE STUFF 2!!! IM FREAKIN OUT READ MY DEPRESSIN POETRY!!

9:24 PM  
Blogger Grace M said...

Lovely poem.... Especially the part about the food not being made of geese....heh, heh heh.

11:50 AM  

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